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Crew T-Shirt - Toast Scale

Crew T-Shirt - Toast Scale

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Color: White
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Product Description

Dial up the dog-days humor with our Toaster Scale Tee, A clever take on toaster controls where each notch represents a shade of golden retriever warmth. The hand-illustrated lineup and faux slider graphic capture that universal golden-owner debate: how toasted is your pup?

Printed large on a soft cotton-blend tee with colorfast inks, this shirt keeps its look wash after wash. Wear it to the dog park, casual Fridays, or as a weekend statement piece, it’s the perfect everyday tee for anyone who measures life in warm, fuzzy increments.

  • 🐶 A charming toast-scale made of golden retrievers
  • 👕 Comfortable cotton-blend for all-day wear
  • 📏 Sizes S–2XL
  • 🎁 Great gift for golden owners

Size Chart

Unisex Relaxed Fit

Sizing for all colors except the dye effect color ways: 

Size Body Length Body Width
S 28" 18"
M 29" 20"
L 30" 22"
XL 31" 24"
XXL 32" 26"


Sizing for the dye effect color ways: 

Size Body Length Body Width
S 26 5/8" 17"
M 26 7/8" 19"
L 27 3/4" 21"
XL 28" 23"
XXL 28 1/2" 25"

Care Details

Due to the pre-treatment process for our colored garments, it does make the hand feel of the garment a bit stiff until after the first wash.

Due to the Nature of DTG Printing, inks will fade with first wash.

  • DO NOT use heat, bleach or fabric softener.
  • High heat will expedite fading and shrinking.
  • Turn item inside out to wash.
  • Machine wash cold.
  • Air Dry or Tumble dry with no heat.
  • Shrinking may occur.

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Did You Know We Make Custom Pet Portraits?

The relationships we have to our pets are some of the most meaningful in our lives. We believe that pet portraiture deserves an approach that honors that love. We provide photo selection guidance, highest standards of art creation, and we individually print every item in your order. Nothing is left to chance because it is all hand done.

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